Mt first Christmas Card

Newspolice · **Joined:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:34 am **Posts:** 2844

I love Christmas lights! They remind me of.....
"the people who voted for Obama......."

They all hang together; half of them don't work,
and the ones that do, aren't all that bright!

Huh? · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:49 pm **Posts:** 1047

Newspolice wrote:

I love Christmas lights! They remind me of.....
"the people who voted for Obama......."

They all hang together; half of them don't work,
and the ones that do, aren't all that bright!

piedmont · **Joined:** Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:05 pm **Posts:** 980

Thanks for a good laugh on this day :lol:

Darned shame that it is alsoTRUE

tenringx · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:48 pm

piedmont wrote:

Thanks for a good laugh on this day :lol:

Darned shame that it is alsoTRUE

PLEASE, don't remind me.

Vic · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:31 pm **Posts:** 5620

Ever see those those racists who put up all white lights?
They obviously have something against colored lights.
They don't believe in diversity.

Huh? · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:49 pm **Posts:** 1047

Vic, you been spyin on me??? :oops:

I just like the continuity of white Christmas lights--really.

Vic · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:31 pm **Posts:** 5620

Huh? wrote:

:lol:

Vic, you been spyin on me??? :oops:

I just like the continuity of white Christmas lights--really.

Right.......... :idea:

TheSeif · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:00 pm **Posts:** 983

I know this is thread is a parody, but in truth I went back to multi-colored lights at Christmas when everyone else started using the clear lights all year around.
The clear ones just didn't seem as Christmassy anymore.

LocalGrown · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:04 am

I like clear lights w/pine garland & swags & red bows.
My neighbor has all blue lights, not a fan. A friend of mine said it looks like a landing strip. :lol:

tenringx · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:56 pm

LocalGrown wrote:

I like clear lights w/pine garland & swags & red bows.
My neighbor has all blue lights, not a fan. A friend of mine said it looks like a landing strip. :lol:

No Red lights would be a LANDING STRIP. :lol:

Vic · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:31 pm **Posts:** 5620

I like all blue lights, I think that looks peaceful. Even if it does make your yard resemble an airport taxiway.
I have multicolor out of sheer tradition. The people across the street have a few strands of white lights strung haphazardly on a maple tree, one of the strings blinks on and off. Cracks me up.

tenringx · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:08 pm

Vic wrote:

I like all blue lights, I think that looks peaceful. Even if it does make your yard resemble an airport taxiway.
I have multicolor out of sheer tradition. The people across the street have a few strands of white lights strung haphazardly on a maple tree, one of the strings blinks on and off. Cracks me up.

Vic you missed my Sarcasm, your slipping.

Vic · **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:31 pm **Posts:** 5620

tenringx wrote:

Vic you missed my Sarcasm, your slipping.

I know I'm slipping. Clue me in. I know there are red lights at the end of a landing strip. Green lights at the beginning. White lights between the red lights and the green lights. Blue lights on the taxiways. Dude I am so lost, help me.

Newspolice · **Joined:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:34 am **Posts:** 2844

Sorry to rain on your prade BUT~ Santa Clause don't need no stink'n lights to land

tenringx · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:23 pm

Vic wrote:

tenringx wrote:

Vic you missed my Sarcasm, your slipping.

I know I'm slipping. Clue me in. I know there are red lights at the end of a landing strip. Green lights at the beginning. White lights between the red lights and the green lights. Blue lights on the taxiways. Dude I am so lost, help me.

Neighbor having RED LIGHTS out, she's the landing strip.